Blog #4: TV Rescue

You’ve been kidnaped. You can call on the characters from one television show to make a rescue attempt. Which show do you pick? Explain, in detail, your selection and anticipated outcome. How will the rescue go down?

Your entry should be thoughtful and thoroughly developed and no fewer than 250 words. As always, draft your prompt (and save a backup) on Word. Be sure to add at least one picture of your chosen show’s cast.

If I were to be kidnapped, I would like to be saved by the Parks and Recreation cast. During my kidnapping I would be taken from the local accounting firm to an empty, abandoned warehouse in Pawnee, Indiana. Then when Barney Varm does not notice me at the accounting firm we would contact Ben Wyatt, and tell him he needs help at the firm. Then Ben would come to the firm and tell an accounting joke to Barney then would start to die from laughing, but then would tell Ben I was missing. After that Ben would leave the firm and inform Leslie on what was happening. After Ben contacted Leslie, Leslie would go onto to contact the whole entire parks and recreation squad. The squad would consist of Andy, April, Donna, Tom, and Ron. Once the whole squad would get together they would all learn about the situation from Leslie. The first thing the squad to do is have Donna get on social media, and use her connections to find out what criminals would kidnap a teenage boy. Following that Donna would learn that criminals are taking people to empty warehouses, because there are no cops. Later on Andy would go into his Burt Macklin persona, and get an FBI van to drive to the warehouse. While on the way to the warehouse Tom would make sure everyone would be in dope outfits from Rent-a-Swag. Finally once they arrived at the warehouse April would distract any hoodlums, and Ron armed with a wood working saw would cut me free. After this whole ordeal we would go to Tommy’s Bistro to celebrate.